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Happy Halloween from Rosemont Media

(Inspired by “The Addams’ Family” theme song by Vic Mizzy)

We work in med marketing
And dental advertising,
Strive to make care less confusing.
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The Addams Family

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We’re there on conference calls
(And hide b’hind firewalls).
I present the guys ‘n dolls of
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The Addams Family

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Keith Humes serves as the top dog,
And wife Courtney clears up backlog.
10 years—that’s just the prologue!
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The Addams Family

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Search Team handles Google,
And tech tasks just as crucial.
They make it all seem brutal easy.
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The Addams Family

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The jobs in Ops are countless,
Alicia makes great progress.
The PM team is dauntless.
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The Addams Family

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Dev folks always dabble,
Improving each site’s value
(Own all products made by Apple).
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The Addams Family

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Designers are the masters
Of “befores” to foxy “afters”—
Also skilled ‘n witty banter.
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The Addams Family

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Med Sales has the know-how
To grow your practice cash cow.
We all come out well-endowed.
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The Addams Family

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Dental Team can soothe fears,
Our clients give ‘em big cheers.
Their kindness ain’t just veneers.
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The Addams Family

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They dominate the zeitgeist,
Share cute gifs ‘n epic meme sites.
‘Cause Social’s not for luddites!
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The Addams Family

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Writers add Oxford commas,
Use storytelling ‘n drama,
(When remote, we all wear p’jamas).
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The Addams Family

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

New Biz reels in the big fish,
Great service mixed with purpose.
No wonder you all choose us.
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The Addams Family

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Finances are Mike’s duty.
He’s counting all the booty.
Deficits make him moody.
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Lurch from the Addams Family

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Happy Halloween, everyone!

Ashley Berg

About

A Midwesterner by birth and a San Diegan by choice, Ashley is a dedicated reader, editor, and content producer with a passion for the nerdier things in life. Ashley is a Senior Writer at Rosemont Media, and when not crafting well-researched material for her clients in the elective healthcare industry, she is busy earning her master’s degree in Science and Medical Writing from Johns Hopkins University. In rare moments of downtime, Ashley catches up on Netflix shows, consumes noodles, and cuddles her pets, Rufus and Barley. You can also find her practicing yoga, camping, rock climbing, and making promises to start a fitness boot camp with her coworkers.